Who said nights are for sleeping?

Russell Howard’s list of all the things that cheer you up in life, and you don’t quite know why.

1. Hearing someone jump into a swimming pool that is colder than they thought it was going to be.
2. The noise old women make when someone puts food in front of them.
3. Watching a pigeon drag a massive slice of pizza.
4. Watching a goth laugh.
5. Sour cream and onion pringles. 
6. Stationary.
7. Watching a dog near a fan go ‘why are my ears moving?’.
8. A baby’s face when it is eating a slice of orange.
9. Using the phrase ‘that’s what she said’ in inappropriate situations.
10. Anything Ian Holloway says.
11. Watching your nan wake herself up by farting.
12. Someone saying something vaguely suggestive and you acting like you are Kenneth Williams. 
13. Being on the quiet carriage of the train and receiving a text that makes you explode with laughter.
14. Seeing the look of anguish on your girlfriend’s face when you suggest buying something for the kitchen that doesn’t match.
15. No matter how old you get, if someone hands you a tennis racket it’s a guitar.
16. Watching a woman apply make up on a shaky train.
17. Meeting one of your heroes and them really delivering. 
18. Looking at your girlfriend while she is wearing your underwear.
19. Cotton buds. 
20. Knowing interesting people.